Jilly, a saltwater crocodile, was adopted at the age of three, after she'd been raised from a hatchling on a croc farm where she would have been slaughtered for her skin and meat had she not been saved.

How do you tell those big brown eyes that there is no food? That crack you just heard is your heart breaking.

If the recipe calls for hair of the dog, then you're going to need another pup. Preferably one that actually has hair.

They might look like oversized raccoons, but these "fire foxes" will light up your day with their adorable shenanigans. Hailing from the Cincinnati Zoo, there's no animals cooler than these hot red pandas!

This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.

Johnny Depp once said, "The only creatures evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants." Put them together? See if you can even stand it.

Just click play and you’ll see…

Must. Look. Away.

Eyes. Too. Big.

Can’t. Move.

Must. Give. In.

Not only is the homemade ball pit by Ferretocious ingenious (a "butterfly keeper" and a bag of colorful balls from Target), but also the commentary is priceless. If you look away, it could be voiceover for a soft porn video. With ferrets, of course.

It's time to hit the beach, and apparently asking, "Am I bikini ready?" is not just for humans anymore!

These 9 pets certainly are ready, and they didn't even need to go on a three-week detox prior to rocking their first two-piece of the summer!

Nobody ever accused Fido of being humble....

Summer's here, and you know what that means—time to up your manscaping or ladyscaping game and prepare to strip down for the season!

Unfortunately, some pet freaks have taken overzealous grooming to the next level and to their beloved pussies. Catscaping is a thing, and it's making otherwise happy campers a bunch of sourpusses.

We interviewed a few cats fresh from the groomers:

Meet Lilly the Raccoon and Itty the Kitty, aka Catwoman and the Masked Bandit! Watch their epic battle for a green ball that might hold the fate of humanity OR perhaps just a little catnip. Though they say they're sworn enemies, their lingering clinches tell a different story – one that says love conquers all.

No one told this frog it was just a game. All he knew was what he saw: sweet, delicious bugs crawling just within reach, and yet, when he tried to catch them, they were gone! So close, yet so far....

Is there anything more heartbreaking than seeing an animal struggle with disabilities? 

Luckily, the world is full of freaks for their pets, so nowadays "wheelchairs" for land animals like dogs, cats, pigs, and even goats have become commonplace.

Move over Ryan Gosling, there's a new smooth operator named Coco in town, and the fur is flying! Coco the Cockatoo spits mad game at a sweet little puss ironically named Lucky. At first, Lucky's like, "this is very experimental for me, I'm not sure if I'm totally feeling it." But Coco's all, "Shhh, girl. Let my sexy talon backrub do the talking." Add in the smooth sounds of Barry White, and you've got a very ... confusing video.

Hats off to you, Coco. Something tells us you were up all night to get Lucky.

Unless you're an adorable little hedgehog with mad hula skillz, you probably weren't cool enough to be invited to the Tiny Hamster Tiki Party. This shindig had everything! Coconut smoothies, fresh-cut fruit, even a pu pu platter! Things may have gotten a little ... messy at the end, but that's how you know the party packed an authentic Polynesian punch!

Vinny's no swan, but his glorious tour de force, set to an arrangement written exclusively for him, is absolutely epic. His partner is a charismatic ball-erina. Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, this open field...

Bowie is a bad bird – and apparently, a lover of makeup (like his namesake) AND a hater of apologies. This Lutino India Ringneck sure is lucky that he can get away with whatever he wants just by telling his owner to smile. If Bowie were a person, he'd get socked in the jaw. Unless he were David Bowie. David Bowie is awesome.

If you listen closely enough, you can hear Edgar Allan Poe rolling over in his grave...

Move over, dogs—fetch is for foxes too! Playful six-month old Balto could chase his toys all day.