Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."

Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.

This adorable little goldfish was unable to swim. She'd spend all day chilling at the bottom of the tank, watching her buddies flip around. So her big-hearted human made her a precious harness that allows her to be buoyant! We love when humans freak for their pets, and put their ingenuity and energy towards making a difference for other living creatures.

Is there anything cuter than a mini-pig? Yes. A mini-pig adorably struggling against physics and gravity to wriggle his way into a kiddie pool. Go ahead – pour yourself a cool glass of lemonade, sit outside in the shade, and watch this video on repeat. Hamlet the mini-pig is precious, tenacious, and well-accessorized. And a cool drink of water on a hot summer's day!

We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.

"Hay, girl! That mane is lookin FOINE! These colts will be all over you – better let a real stallion take you back to your pen."