To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























My dog smells a selfie
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Double cat beard
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When your boss says you can go home early
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July