To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Double cat beard
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
When your boss says you can go home early
Newest member of KISS
This better be gluten free pasta
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My dog smells a selfie