To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Newest member of KISS
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Double cat beard
Bad luck? No way!
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now