Someone REALLY doesn't want to take a bath! Shampoo and conditioner don't stand a chance against this pug with a hair care vendetta.

We would like a life-sized Roomba, covered in cookies... can that be arranged?

Ever been so hungover that all you can think about is drinking a gallon of water while simultaneously taking a cold shower to awaken your senses and relieve the pounding in your head? Seems to us that Woody might have hit the catnip just a touch too hard last night... which explains this:

A cat bed is so much more than a warm and fuzzy place for your feline to rest its paws. It's also an opportunity for you to express your creativity!

Take a look at these (mostly) handmade cat beds that make nap time WAY more fun:

Eeeek! A totally precious baby mouse nibbling on a flower! YouTube user Connie Smith has been raising this runt since he was 11 days old... and when he climbed into her hand to enjoy snack time, the Internet's hearts melted.

This mama chinchilla is TERRIBLE at pushing a shopping cart. Her kids are raring to go on a grocery store adventure and she's... just chilling. On a side note... who knew chinchillas were so freaking adorable?

Move over, Mary Poppins! This capybara is the disinterested nanny of our dreams. Can you get him over to our house by 9:00 a.m.?

Easy – four guinea pigs eating two slices of watermelon!

Can we talk about how cruel this pup's human is? JUST GET THE BALL FOR THIS ADORABLE DOG. IT'S SUFFERED ENOUGH!

This cat is NOT about to let a little brain freeze get in the way of dessert.

If we had a beautiful cake in front of us, there is no WAY we'd be as well behaved as these festive felines. Maybe the pre-party warm-up included extra catnip?

This woman is the crocodile whisperer. No doubt about it.

Mad props to tiny Turbo’s humans for fitting him with an ingenious contraption that best can be described as big wheel pup-prosthetics. Now he can work out every day with two legs, two wheels, and a wagging tail!

A few months ago, photos of square-headed dogs started popping up on the Internet:

How many other classic games have this guy cat-i-fied? Is there a Skeeball game that uses balls of yarn? A game of Mousetrap that involves real mice? We'd feel sorry for the cats that get put in the ring for a rousing game of Hungry, Hungry Hippos...!

We love how this cat has gotten his owner to feed him one bite at a time. Finally, the cats are on their way to becoming the overlords they were always meant to be.

Looks like the Jamaican bobsledding team has some pug-nacious competition!

Oscar, the Boston terrier, and Cinnamon Spice, the guinea pig, are by far our favorite OTP.

While most squirrels in the U.S. are usually seen running up trees and away from people, Japanese squirrels have embraced the domestic life...well, at least this one has.

If we had an adorable little bed, we'd never want to leave it either!