Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















My dog smells a selfie
My terrifying Little Pony
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
When your boss says you can go home early
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
This better be gluten free pasta