Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
My dog smells a selfie
Double cat beard
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Bad luck? No way!
My terrifying Little Pony
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Newest member of KISS
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline