Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















My dog smells a selfie
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
#SquadGoals