Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Double cat beard
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My dog smells a selfie
My terrifying Little Pony