Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Double cat beard
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?