Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















Bad luck? No way!
When your boss says you can go home early
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Double cat beard
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
My dog smells a selfie
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
This better be gluten free pasta