Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















My dog smells a selfie
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
#SquadGoals
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Double cat beard
When your boss says you can go home early
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me