Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















My terrifying Little Pony
My dog smells a selfie
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Double cat beard
This better be gluten free pasta
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me