Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















This better be gluten free pasta
Bad luck? No way!
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time