Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Double cat beard
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
This better be gluten free pasta
My dog smells a selfie
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Bad luck? No way!