Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Newest member of KISS
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
When your boss says you can go home early
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
This better be gluten free pasta
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence