Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















Newest member of KISS
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
#SquadGoals
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
When your boss says you can go home early