Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
This better be gluten free pasta
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Bad luck? No way!
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
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