Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When your boss says you can go home early
This better be gluten free pasta
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My terrifying Little Pony
#SquadGoals
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???