Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















My terrifying Little Pony
This better be gluten free pasta
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Newest member of KISS
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
My dog smells a selfie
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer