Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















Double cat beard
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
#SquadGoals
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My terrifying Little Pony
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence