Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















Double cat beard
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
When your boss says you can go home early
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
This better be gluten free pasta
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!