Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















This better be gluten free pasta
When your boss says you can go home early
My dog smells a selfie
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Bad luck? No way!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
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