Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Double cat beard
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
My dog smells a selfie