Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
My terrifying Little Pony
Double cat beard
When your boss says you can go home early
This better be gluten free pasta
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My dog smells a selfie
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me