This cat has a message... and she dares you to look away. When you stare into her hypnotic eyes, and listen to her plaintive wails, you know that she is revealing some deep, primal insight into the meaning of life. Either that or she's wondering when her owner is going to stop talking over her, and listen to what she really wants to say: it's dinnertime.

This Boston Terrier is more like a Boston Terror! And the Bernese mountain dog is just praying for Jesus to take the wheel – you can see it in his eyes.

In the end, they're still best friends. Even if that terrier is lucky he still has a tail!

How many times have you circled a decision you know might put you underwater if you take the plunge? This curious cat reminds us all of the scramble to recover when we ignore our instincts.

From the moment that tubby little bulldog army-crawled his way towards the bull pen, you can practically hear a children's story being feverishly typed out somewhere. The Swedish bulldog, named Manfred, either sneakily covered himself with honey, or he's clearly the Chosen One of the Bulls. Can you imagine the movie (based on the soon-to-be-written children's book) where a herd of bulls follows a waddling bulldog around and they all get into adventures? #BestMovieEver

What do you think begging kitty wants – food? Milk? Money? A new car?! THE CROWN JEWELS?! YOUR FIRST BORN?

Whatever it is, please just give it to her. How can you resist?

It's often said that animals can see things differently. Things that our weak human eyes can't pick up. Things that we can't even imagine.

Legend has it that if you stare into the reflection of the cat's eyes, you'll see how you die.

Just kidding!

Had you going for a second, though, huh?

Thanks to Internet cat-lebrities like Yoda, Munchkin cats are the "it" new breed of feline:

For all those haters that think cats are just persnickety mean girls, we bring you a minute long video of a cat cuddling with her toy to prove that you are WRONG!

Roommates beware: Snowy don't play. And by the way, when he blinks at you, don't take it as a sign he's just messing – little man means business..

There's a lot going on in this video.

1. The white kitty, named Milla, is clicking like the aliens from Signs.
2. The ominous black cat in the background that prefers to sit with one eye open is opening and closing its mouth in a somewhat chilling way. Must be some Vulcan mind trick Milla's pulling.
3. And come to think of it, what the hell are they looking at?! IS THERE SOMETHING BEHIND YOU?!

The truth is that Milla is deaf, which can explain her interesting noises. But let's be honest. If at the end of the video Milla looks into camera and says in a human voice, "DO AS I SAY, MEAT SUIT SLAVE," you'll cower before the screen and await instructions – right? Now, are you ready to check out Milla and friends?

This video is a total mind job. At first you think Doug the Pug is adorable with his cute little balloon twin. Later, you realize that the bigger ham is the one that's full of hot air. By the end it's impossible to tell which one is sweeter.

Thug Cat does what he wants. That's what it means to be a Thug Cat. Thug Cat answers to no one, because Thug Cat has all the answers. Thug Cat pushes a glass off the table just to see it break, because some Thug Cats just want to see the world burn.

#THUGCAT4LYFE.

Meet Marnie, a rescue dog who was adopted at the age of ten with a tongue as big as her personality. Watch as she frolics through the Swedish furniture megastore, never once looking panicked, confused, or lost like literally every human who's ever gone to an IKEA. Yes, her self-confidence is inspiring... but tell me, can Marnie assemble a Grundtal/Norrviken table without hiring a handyman? If so, we need to celebrate with MEATBALLS FOR EVERYONE

Always begin with, "Excuse me, are you going to eat that?" Politeness makes stealing everyone else's food much more socially acceptable.

Everyone deserves a treat when they're out and about running errands—even your pet! Luckily, these 7 food chains offer secret menu items just for your pooch. Forget about Happy Meals... these are Puppy Meals!

Here's where you can score some tasty treats that are safe for your furry shopping companion:

This guy narrates 5 minutes of kittens playing in a laundry basket and running around his backyard and it's ridiculously adorable. Can a litter of mewing orange kittens chase us too, please?

DANGER: Could be too cute to handle. Watch with caution.
Side effects could include water leakage from eyes and thoughts of goat adoption. Please contact a doctor if you feel chest pressure, as this could be a sign that your heart is melting.

Human beings poop in their pants for many years until finally after boatloads of diapers and pull-ups, months trying to figure the mechanics out on a miniature pot, and zillions of accidents, they finally get the hang of using a toilet. This facile feline potty-shames us all.

This video almost seems unfair to its viewers. How dare you put an adorable baby next to a precious bulldog and film them cuddling?! Whether you are female or not, upon viewing this video, your heart will burst with joy... and your ovaries (virtual or real) will explode into a million maternal pieces.

Poor Sweet Pea is the Tantalus of the canine set. Is she being punished for stealing her master's food? Notice how the tantalizing scraps are placed PERFECTLY OUT OF REACH. Will she eat... or will she be destined to lead a hangry life?