WATCH: Rescue Dog Marnie Shops For Furniture, Meatballs at IKEA

Meet Marnie, a rescue dog who was adopted at the age of ten with a tongue as big as her personality. Watch as she frolics through the Swedish furniture megastore, never once looking panicked, confused, or lost like literally every human who's ever gone to an IKEA. Yes, her self-confidence is inspiring... but tell me, can Marnie assemble a Grundtal/Norrviken table without hiring a handyman? If so, we need to celebrate with MEATBALLS FOR EVERYONE