Ninja cats don't play... they just sneak up on you when you least expect it. Keep your eyes peeled for a little kitchen cabinet subterfuge...

"Sure diamonds are nice, but let's get real about the best friend thing. Can a necklace lick your face and fetch the newspaper? Didn't think so..."

Stars, they're just like us! (In that they CANNOT resist taking selfies with adorable pets. #Pelfies, if you will.)

We've scoured the deep dark recesses of Instagram to find you the greatest celebrity pet selfies in existence.

When the baby field mouse she was raising finally opened his eyes, YouTube user Connie Smith decided to forgo the stereotypical “mouse and cookie” scenario. 

Imagine seeing THIS guy waiting for you as you come back from shoveling the front walk. He didn't even help. So rude – but then again, if you were the largest living rodent in the world, maybe you'd get off the hook for doing chores, too.

You'd think that when a chick gets into bed with a cat, disaster is imminent. But these two cuties restore our faith in animal-kind – and make us want to cuddle up with our natural born enemies.

If this is what it means to "fight like cats and dogs" then we don't see what the issue is. Maybe that phrase was meant to be taken as a compliment?

More inspiring than a Rocky montage. this video will make you stand up and cheer these pups on. Somewhere in the background, "Gonna Fly Now", plays, and bulldog babies take their very first steps.

Holy Snowball, Batman – this feisty greyhound is just what we needed to warm our hearts and save us from a cold winter's day.

Your pet is a stylish creature... no bones about it! But when your Instagram feed is full of pictures of your pooch in his favorite sweater, what does that say about you? The outfits you choose to put on your pet say more about your personality than you realize. Take this quiz to see what your pet's sense of style says about you!

Finally, a DIY dog shampoo that's both easy to make and gentle on your pet - and your nose!

Is Jenny's dog's take on Forrest classic line, "Life is like a box of chocolates" reflective of her owner's angst, or just sage advice for the canine set?

With their big eyes and round face, it's easy to see why Scottish Folds are the hot new cat breed. Mango does his breed justice as he adorably chills out around the house. What a life!

Our moms always told us that ball pits are filthy places – lucky for these cute little fellas, their mom doesn't mind the mess as long as her babies can burrow.

This video proves that this cow has truly got "it." Good thing he's doing a nation-wide stand up tour, hitting only the hottest comedy barns and most exclusive padlocks.

Grandma just wants to watch this furry odd couple in action and her stupid family won’t stop bothering her. No, kid, we can’t have s’mores because a DAMN SQUIRREL IS PLAYING WITH OUR CAT RIGHT NOW. 

This koala and mama combination are ADORABLE, but why doesn’t anyone snap pictures of us when we’re being adorable at the doctor’s office?

This video is literally one whole minute of pugs putting their own flat wrinkly faces on other flat wrinkly faces, and it’s adorable. Don’t you wish human parties were as friendly as pug parties? At your next kickback, go put your nose on a stranger’s nose and see what happens.

Someone REALLY doesn't want to take a bath! Shampoo and conditioner don't stand a chance against this pug with a hair care vendetta.

We would like a life-sized Roomba, covered in cookies... can that be arranged?