Trend Alert: Shave Your Pup Into Geometric Shapes

A few months ago, photos of square-headed dogs started popping up on the Internet:

It's hard to believe that these geometrical wonders aren't Photoshopped:

What kind of wizard magic is this?

In case you don't think its hip to be square, you can also have your pets groomed into perfect circles:

That's 360 degrees of fuzzy/creepy cuteness!

This is what the circle looks like if you take a fashionable turn to the left:

It looks remarkably like a case of helmet hair, if you ask us.

This weird grooming trend has become a phenomenon, mainly because square- and circle-headed dogs get more Facebook likes than regular old dog-shaped canines.

Just look at what out selfie-obsessed culture hath wrought:

THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, HUMAN-SHAPED HUMANS!!

Photo Attributions:

Siam55

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