We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















Double cat beard
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Bad luck? No way!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence