Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
My terrifying Little Pony
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Bad luck? No way!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur