"I'm sorry, do you see a pillowcase on my shoulder?

No?

That's probably because it's NOT YOUR PILLOW!"

"When it's the first time my human throws the tennis ball, I try to do her a favor and go grab it for her. But I am not about to go back and forth 10 times just because she can't keep the damn thing in her hand!"

Looks can only get you so far in life. But if you happen to be a tiny Alaskan malamute, apparently all you have to do to get a ton of views is move your head back and forth for 12 seconds. You've got our attention, little guy.

Just click play and you’ll see…

Must. Look. Away.

Eyes. Too. Big.

Can’t. Move.

Must. Give. In.

Not only is the homemade ball pit by Ferretocious ingenious (a "butterfly keeper" and a bag of colorful balls from Target), but also the commentary is priceless. If you look away, it could be voiceover for a soft porn video. With ferrets, of course.

If this is what it means to "fight like cats and dogs" then we don't see what the issue is. Maybe that phrase was meant to be taken as a compliment?

If we had a beautiful cake in front of us, there is no WAY we'd be as well behaved as these festive felines. Maybe the pre-party warm-up included extra catnip?