This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















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This better be gluten free pasta
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Double cat beard
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
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