This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
This better be gluten free pasta
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My terrifying Little Pony
Bad luck? No way!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My dog smells a selfie