This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















#SquadGoals
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
My dog smells a selfie
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Double cat beard
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
My terrifying Little Pony
Bad luck? No way!