This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Bad luck? No way!
My terrifying Little Pony
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
My dog smells a selfie
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
This better be gluten free pasta
When your boss says you can go home early
#SquadGoals
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time