This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My dog smells a selfie
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early
#SquadGoals
Newest member of KISS
Bad luck? No way!