Roommates beware: Snowy don't play. And by the way, when he blinks at you, don't take it as a sign he's just messing – little man means business..

There's a lot going on in this video.

1. The white kitty, named Milla, is clicking like the aliens from Signs.
2. The ominous black cat in the background that prefers to sit with one eye open is opening and closing its mouth in a somewhat chilling way. Must be some Vulcan mind trick Milla's pulling.
3. And come to think of it, what the hell are they looking at?! IS THERE SOMETHING BEHIND YOU?!

The truth is that Milla is deaf, which can explain her interesting noises. But let's be honest. If at the end of the video Milla looks into camera and says in a human voice, "DO AS I SAY, MEAT SUIT SLAVE," you'll cower before the screen and await instructions – right? Now, are you ready to check out Milla and friends?

Meet Marnie, a rescue dog who was adopted at the age of ten with a tongue as big as her personality. Watch as she frolics through the Swedish furniture megastore, never once looking panicked, confused, or lost like literally every human who's ever gone to an IKEA. Yes, her self-confidence is inspiring... but tell me, can Marnie assemble a Grundtal/Norrviken table without hiring a handyman? If so, we need to celebrate with MEATBALLS FOR EVERYONE

DANGER: Could be too cute to handle. Watch with caution.
Side effects could include water leakage from eyes and thoughts of goat adoption. Please contact a doctor if you feel chest pressure, as this could be a sign that your heart is melting.

Poor Sweet Pea is the Tantalus of the canine set. Is she being punished for stealing her master's food? Notice how the tantalizing scraps are placed PERFECTLY OUT OF REACH. Will she eat... or will she be destined to lead a hangry life?

When the baby field mouse she was raising finally opened his eyes, YouTube user Connie Smith decided to forgo the stereotypical “mouse and cookie” scenario. 

Imagine seeing THIS guy waiting for you as you come back from shoveling the front walk. He didn't even help. So rude – but then again, if you were the largest living rodent in the world, maybe you'd get off the hook for doing chores, too.

You'd think that when a chick gets into bed with a cat, disaster is imminent. But these two cuties restore our faith in animal-kind – and make us want to cuddle up with our natural born enemies.

Holy Snowball, Batman – this feisty greyhound is just what we needed to warm our hearts and save us from a cold winter's day.

With their big eyes and round face, it's easy to see why Scottish Folds are the hot new cat breed. Mango does his breed justice as he adorably chills out around the house. What a life!

Grandma just wants to watch this furry odd couple in action and her stupid family won’t stop bothering her. No, kid, we can’t have s’mores because a DAMN SQUIRREL IS PLAYING WITH OUR CAT RIGHT NOW. 

Someone REALLY doesn't want to take a bath! Shampoo and conditioner don't stand a chance against this pug with a hair care vendetta.

We would like a life-sized Roomba, covered in cookies... can that be arranged?

Eeeek! A totally precious baby mouse nibbling on a flower! YouTube user Connie Smith has been raising this runt since he was 11 days old... and when he climbed into her hand to enjoy snack time, the Internet's hearts melted.

This mama chinchilla is TERRIBLE at pushing a shopping cart. Her kids are raring to go on a grocery store adventure and she's... just chilling. On a side note... who knew chinchillas were so freaking adorable?

Move over, Mary Poppins! This capybara is the disinterested nanny of our dreams. Can you get him over to our house by 9:00 a.m.?

Easy – four guinea pigs eating two slices of watermelon!

This cat is NOT about to let a little brain freeze get in the way of dessert.

Mad props to tiny Turbo’s humans for fitting him with an ingenious contraption that best can be described as big wheel pup-prosthetics. Now he can work out every day with two legs, two wheels, and a wagging tail!

If we had an adorable little bed, we'd never want to leave it either!