We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















My dog smells a selfie
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
When your boss says you can go home early
Bad luck? No way!
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
This better be gluten free pasta
Newest member of KISS
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July