We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Bad luck? No way!
When your boss says you can go home early
This better be gluten free pasta
My dog smells a selfie
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!