We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My dog smells a selfie
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
This better be gluten free pasta
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My terrifying Little Pony