We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















This better be gluten free pasta
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
When your boss says you can go home early
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
My dog smells a selfie
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???