We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Newest member of KISS
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline