We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Double cat beard
This better be gluten free pasta
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
My terrifying Little Pony
#SquadGoals
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence