We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Newest member of KISS
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
When your boss says you can go home early