We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Bad luck? No way!
When your boss says you can go home early