We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Newest member of KISS
My dog smells a selfie
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
This better be gluten free pasta
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Double cat beard
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now