We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
#SquadGoals
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline