We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
This better be gluten free pasta
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My terrifying Little Pony
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
#SquadGoals
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur