We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Double cat beard
Bad luck? No way!