We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
When your boss says you can go home early
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
#SquadGoals
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time