We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Double cat beard
#SquadGoals
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur