We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
My dog smells a selfie
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to