We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















My terrifying Little Pony
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When your boss says you can go home early
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Double cat beard
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July