We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Double cat beard
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Newest member of KISS
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?