We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















This better be gluten free pasta
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Double cat beard
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me