From the moment that tubby little bulldog army-crawled his way towards the bull pen, you can practically hear a children's story being feverishly typed out somewhere. The Swedish bulldog, named Manfred, either sneakily covered himself with honey, or he's clearly the Chosen One of the Bulls. Can you imagine the movie (based on the soon-to-be-written children's book) where a herd of bulls follows a waddling bulldog around and they all get into adventures? #BestMovieEver





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My dog smells a selfie
My terrifying Little Pony
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
This better be gluten free pasta
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Bad luck? No way!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence