From the moment that tubby little bulldog army-crawled his way towards the bull pen, you can practically hear a children's story being feverishly typed out somewhere. The Swedish bulldog, named Manfred, either sneakily covered himself with honey, or he's clearly the Chosen One of the Bulls. Can you imagine the movie (based on the soon-to-be-written children's book) where a herd of bulls follows a waddling bulldog around and they all get into adventures? #BestMovieEver





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Newest member of KISS
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
#SquadGoals
Double cat beard