From the moment that tubby little bulldog army-crawled his way towards the bull pen, you can practically hear a children's story being feverishly typed out somewhere. The Swedish bulldog, named Manfred, either sneakily covered himself with honey, or he's clearly the Chosen One of the Bulls. Can you imagine the movie (based on the soon-to-be-written children's book) where a herd of bulls follows a waddling bulldog around and they all get into adventures? #BestMovieEver





















Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
When your boss says you can go home early