Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July 
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence 
My dog smells a selfie 
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me 
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer 
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles? 
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur 
This better be gluten free pasta 
Newest member of KISS 
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me 
