Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket 
Newest member of KISS 
My terrifying Little Pony 
Bad luck? No way! 
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles? 
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me 
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence 
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat??? 
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time 
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline 
