Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time 
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight 
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles? 
This better be gluten free pasta 
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer 
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to 
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline 
My dog smells a selfie 
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence 
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now 
