Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence 
Bad luck? No way! 
#SquadGoals 
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time 
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING! 
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer 
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline 
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me 
My dog smells a selfie 
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket 
