Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat??? 
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline 
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to 
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence 
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket 
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles? 
My dog smells a selfie 
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July 
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? 
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now 
