Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline 
My dog smells a selfie 
My terrifying Little Pony 
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me 
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles? 
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat??? 
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now 
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING! 
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to 
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer 
