Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer 
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now 
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur 
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles? 
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING! 
Bad luck? No way! 
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me 
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? 
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me 
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline 
