Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me 
My dog smells a selfie 
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me 
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now 
Newest member of KISS 
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline 
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat??? 
Bad luck? No way! 
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time 
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? 
