We've all been there. Stuck at some lame gathering, fake-smiling your way through boring (and sometimes downright offensive) conversations. You wish you could just snuggle up on the couch with your animal companion. If only our pets had phones, then at least we could text them! But what would we say?
OMG Uncle Roy drinks scotch like u drink water
Wish u were here 2 eat this nasty bread pudding
I bet u know more about politics than Aunt Karen
Why isn't everyone silent and adorable like you?
SAVE ME FROM MY FAMILY.
I can't believe I ditched marathoning Community on the couch with u for this
Ur probably sleeping rn, SO JEALOUS
These ppl need to get drunk just to be as much fun as u
Just showed my boss a pic of u! #browniepoints
Think I can shrink this sweater to fit u
Can u eat fruitcake I forget
Ugh Patricia ended up with dog biscuits #Itried
Looks like we're gonna be watching Bad Santa 2gether