Freak4MyPet
This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline Read More
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me Read More
When your boss says you can go home early Read More
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me Read More
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur Read More
This better be gluten free pasta Read More
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? Read More
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight Read More
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer Read More
Double cat beard Read More
