This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
My dog smells a selfie
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
My terrifying Little Pony
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
#SquadGoals
Bad luck? No way!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me