This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My dog smells a selfie
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
#SquadGoals
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
My terrifying Little Pony
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
This better be gluten free pasta