This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Bad luck? No way!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Double cat beard
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
This better be gluten free pasta