This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















This better be gluten free pasta
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Double cat beard
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Newest member of KISS
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Bad luck? No way!