This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My dog smells a selfie
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Bad luck? No way!
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When your boss says you can go home early
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Newest member of KISS
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer