This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Double cat beard
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
This better be gluten free pasta