This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
My dog smells a selfie
Newest member of KISS
This better be gluten free pasta
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When your boss says you can go home early