This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My terrifying Little Pony
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to