This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur