This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Double cat beard
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
#SquadGoals
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur