This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
When your boss says you can go home early
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket