This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Bad luck? No way!
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
This better be gluten free pasta
Double cat beard
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!