This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
My terrifying Little Pony
Double cat beard
Bad luck? No way!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Newest member of KISS
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When your boss says you can go home early
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???