This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Bad luck? No way!
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Double cat beard
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My dog smells a selfie
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?