This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















#SquadGoals
My terrifying Little Pony
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early
This better be gluten free pasta
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now