This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When your boss says you can go home early
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
#SquadGoals
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My dog smells a selfie