This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Double cat beard
Bad luck? No way!
#SquadGoals
This better be gluten free pasta
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?