This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















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When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
This better be gluten free pasta
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to