This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















This better be gluten free pasta
Double cat beard
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
#SquadGoals
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When your boss says you can go home early
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My dog smells a selfie
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?