This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Bad luck? No way!