This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When your boss says you can go home early
Bad luck? No way!
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Double cat beard
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to