This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My terrifying Little Pony
Double cat beard
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now