This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
#SquadGoals
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
My terrifying Little Pony
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket