This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
#SquadGoals
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Newest member of KISS
When your boss says you can go home early
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer