This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















#SquadGoals
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Double cat beard
This better be gluten free pasta
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?