This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Newest member of KISS
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Bad luck? No way!
My terrifying Little Pony