This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Double cat beard
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
#SquadGoals
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?