This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket