This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My dog smells a selfie
This better be gluten free pasta
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Bad luck? No way!
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???