This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When your boss says you can go home early
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
This better be gluten free pasta
Newest member of KISS
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight