This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
#SquadGoals
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
My terrifying Little Pony
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???