This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Double cat beard
Bad luck? No way!
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Newest member of KISS