This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
This better be gluten free pasta
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Newest member of KISS
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence