This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early
Double cat beard
My terrifying Little Pony
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My dog smells a selfie