This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Bad luck? No way!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence