This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Newest member of KISS
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When your boss says you can go home early
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???