This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Newest member of KISS
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Double cat beard
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Bad luck? No way!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July