This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Newest member of KISS
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My terrifying Little Pony
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
When your boss says you can go home early
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket