This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Double cat beard
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
This better be gluten free pasta
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline