This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My terrifying Little Pony
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
This better be gluten free pasta
Double cat beard
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
My dog smells a selfie