This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Double cat beard
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My dog smells a selfie
My terrifying Little Pony
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
#SquadGoals