This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My dog smells a selfie
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Double cat beard
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When your boss says you can go home early