This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Newest member of KISS
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My dog smells a selfie
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July