This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















This better be gluten free pasta
Double cat beard
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
When your boss says you can go home early
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Newest member of KISS