This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
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Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
My terrifying Little Pony