This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My terrifying Little Pony
This better be gluten free pasta
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Newest member of KISS
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Double cat beard
When your boss says you can go home early