This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
#SquadGoals
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Double cat beard
This better be gluten free pasta
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When your boss says you can go home early