This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Double cat beard
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Bad luck? No way!
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My dog smells a selfie