This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Double cat beard
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Newest member of KISS
This better be gluten free pasta
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time