This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My dog smells a selfie
#SquadGoals
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Newest member of KISS
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence