This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
When your boss says you can go home early
This better be gluten free pasta
Double cat beard
My terrifying Little Pony
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Bad luck? No way!