This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















This better be gluten free pasta
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Bad luck? No way!
#SquadGoals
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Double cat beard
Newest member of KISS