This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Double cat beard
My terrifying Little Pony
#SquadGoals
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
When your boss says you can go home early
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Bad luck? No way!