This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Double cat beard
This better be gluten free pasta
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
My dog smells a selfie
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Bad luck? No way!
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur