This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Newest member of KISS
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Bad luck? No way!
My terrifying Little Pony
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now