This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Bad luck? No way!
This better be gluten free pasta
My dog smells a selfie
#SquadGoals
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline