This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















#SquadGoals
Double cat beard
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
This better be gluten free pasta
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My terrifying Little Pony