This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Newest member of KISS
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Double cat beard
My terrifying Little Pony
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July