This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Bad luck? No way!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Double cat beard