This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My dog smells a selfie
Double cat beard
#SquadGoals
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When your boss says you can go home early
Bad luck? No way!