This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Bad luck? No way!
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
This better be gluten free pasta