This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
#SquadGoals
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My terrifying Little Pony
When your boss says you can go home early
This better be gluten free pasta