This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
#SquadGoals
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My dog smells a selfie
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Bad luck? No way!
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline