This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Newest member of KISS
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
This better be gluten free pasta
#SquadGoals
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!