This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Bad luck? No way!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
My terrifying Little Pony