This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My terrifying Little Pony
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Bad luck? No way!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My dog smells a selfie
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me