This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Double cat beard
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
This better be gluten free pasta
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
#SquadGoals
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
My dog smells a selfie