This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
This better be gluten free pasta
My dog smells a selfie
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
#SquadGoals
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to