This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Bad luck? No way!
When your boss says you can go home early
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?