This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
This better be gluten free pasta
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
My dog smells a selfie
Double cat beard
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July