This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
My terrifying Little Pony
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When your boss says you can go home early
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Double cat beard
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time