This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My dog smells a selfie
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Double cat beard
My terrifying Little Pony
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Newest member of KISS
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
#SquadGoals