This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My terrifying Little Pony
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
My dog smells a selfie
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When your boss says you can go home early
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???