This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
#SquadGoals
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
This better be gluten free pasta
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me