This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Bad luck? No way!
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My dog smells a selfie
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur