This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My dog smells a selfie
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
#SquadGoals
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My terrifying Little Pony
This better be gluten free pasta
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When your boss says you can go home early
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to