This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
My dog smells a selfie
Newest member of KISS
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
This better be gluten free pasta
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me