This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
#SquadGoals
Double cat beard
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Newest member of KISS
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket