This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Bad luck? No way!
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Double cat beard
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When your boss says you can go home early
My terrifying Little Pony
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???