This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Newest member of KISS
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Bad luck? No way!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Double cat beard
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?