This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
#SquadGoals
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Newest member of KISS
Bad luck? No way!
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
My terrifying Little Pony
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?