This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
My terrifying Little Pony
This better be gluten free pasta
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