This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My terrifying Little Pony
#SquadGoals
Bad luck? No way!
Newest member of KISS