This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
My dog smells a selfie
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Double cat beard
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence