This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My terrifying Little Pony
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
#SquadGoals
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Double cat beard
This better be gluten free pasta
When your boss says you can go home early
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!