This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
This better be gluten free pasta
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me