This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Double cat beard
My dog smells a selfie
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
This better be gluten free pasta
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence