This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
My dog smells a selfie
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My terrifying Little Pony
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur