This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Newest member of KISS
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My dog smells a selfie
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket