This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Double cat beard
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
This better be gluten free pasta
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My dog smells a selfie