This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
When your boss says you can go home early
Bad luck? No way!
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
This better be gluten free pasta