This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Bad luck? No way!
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OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
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This better be gluten free pasta