This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Newest member of KISS
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My dog smells a selfie
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
#SquadGoals
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to