This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
My dog smells a selfie
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Double cat beard
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time