This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
When your boss says you can go home early
My terrifying Little Pony
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
#SquadGoals
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?