This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Newest member of KISS
Bad luck? No way!
#SquadGoals
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to