This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Newest member of KISS
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
#SquadGoals
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer