This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My terrifying Little Pony
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
#SquadGoals
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
This better be gluten free pasta
My dog smells a selfie
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?