This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Double cat beard
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Bad luck? No way!