This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
This better be gluten free pasta
My dog smells a selfie
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
When your boss says you can go home early