This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Bad luck? No way!
Double cat beard
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Newest member of KISS
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
This better be gluten free pasta