This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Newest member of KISS
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline