This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My dog smells a selfie
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
My terrifying Little Pony
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline