This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















This better be gluten free pasta
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Double cat beard
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
My terrifying Little Pony
#SquadGoals
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time