This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Newest member of KISS
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
#SquadGoals