This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Newest member of KISS
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
My dog smells a selfie
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
This better be gluten free pasta
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline