This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















#SquadGoals
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My terrifying Little Pony
Double cat beard
This better be gluten free pasta
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Newest member of KISS
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Bad luck? No way!
My dog smells a selfie