This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















This better be gluten free pasta
#SquadGoals
When your boss says you can go home early
Bad luck? No way!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to