This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
#SquadGoals
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer