This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















My terrifying Little Pony
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Double cat beard
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?