This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
My dog smells a selfie
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When your boss says you can go home early
Newest member of KISS
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July