This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Newest member of KISS
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
#SquadGoals
When your boss says you can go home early
My dog smells a selfie
My terrifying Little Pony
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me