This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Bad luck? No way!
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
My terrifying Little Pony
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Double cat beard
This better be gluten free pasta
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time