This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















This better be gluten free pasta
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My dog smells a selfie
When your boss says you can go home early
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to