This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
This better be gluten free pasta
My terrifying Little Pony
Double cat beard
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
#SquadGoals
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My dog smells a selfie