This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
When your boss says you can go home early
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
This better be gluten free pasta
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Newest member of KISS