This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
This better be gluten free pasta
When your boss says you can go home early
Bad luck? No way!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
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My dog smells a selfie