This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Bad luck? No way!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time