This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Bad luck? No way!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?