This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















This better be gluten free pasta
My dog smells a selfie
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My terrifying Little Pony
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Double cat beard
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time