This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
When your boss says you can go home early
Double cat beard
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Bad luck? No way!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My dog smells a selfie