This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My terrifying Little Pony
When your boss says you can go home early
This better be gluten free pasta
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Double cat beard