This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Double cat beard
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Newest member of KISS