This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Bad luck? No way!
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When your boss says you can go home early
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My dog smells a selfie
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?