This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Bad luck? No way!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
My dog smells a selfie
#SquadGoals
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
When your boss says you can go home early
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time