This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My dog smells a selfie
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Bad luck? No way!
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
#SquadGoals
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
When your boss says you can go home early
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!