This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When your boss says you can go home early
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
My dog smells a selfie
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Newest member of KISS
Bad luck? No way!