This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
This better be gluten free pasta
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My terrifying Little Pony
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My dog smells a selfie
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me