This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Newest member of KISS
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?