This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















This better be gluten free pasta
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me