This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
This better be gluten free pasta
Newest member of KISS
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!