This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Bad luck? No way!
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Double cat beard
Newest member of KISS
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me