This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
When your boss says you can go home early
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Newest member of KISS
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Double cat beard