This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















#SquadGoals
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My terrifying Little Pony
This better be gluten free pasta
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Bad luck? No way!