This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
#SquadGoals
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Bad luck? No way!
My dog smells a selfie
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Newest member of KISS