This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
This better be gluten free pasta
My dog smells a selfie
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Bad luck? No way!
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???