This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
My dog smells a selfie
This better be gluten free pasta
My terrifying Little Pony
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Newest member of KISS
#SquadGoals