This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Bad luck? No way!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Newest member of KISS
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to