This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Bad luck? No way!
My terrifying Little Pony
#SquadGoals
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight