This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
My terrifying Little Pony
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Newest member of KISS
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Double cat beard