This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My terrifying Little Pony
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
#SquadGoals
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Double cat beard