This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
My terrifying Little Pony
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Bad luck? No way!
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?