This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My terrifying Little Pony
#SquadGoals
This better be gluten free pasta
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?