This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Newest member of KISS
Bad luck? No way!
My dog smells a selfie
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
When your boss says you can go home early