This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When your boss says you can go home early
My terrifying Little Pony
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me