This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
#SquadGoals
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When your boss says you can go home early
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
My terrifying Little Pony
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time