This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Double cat beard
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket