This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
My dog smells a selfie
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My terrifying Little Pony
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Newest member of KISS