This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Newest member of KISS
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
#SquadGoals