This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Double cat beard
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Bad luck? No way!
My terrifying Little Pony