Freak4MyPet
Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
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