Bowie is a bad bird – and apparently, a lover of makeup (like his namesake) AND a hater of apologies. This Lutino India Ringneck sure is lucky that he can get away with whatever he wants just by telling his owner to smile. If Bowie were a person, he'd get socked in the jaw. Unless he were David Bowie. David Bowie is awesome.

If you listen closely enough, you can hear Edgar Allan Poe rolling over in his grave...

We’re not really sure what’s so funny, but this pet cockatoo named Pebble isn’t holding anything back. Don’t worry, there’s nothing wrong with her—cockatoos are known for spazzing out on occasion! 

Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."

Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.

Snowball™ the cockatoo was given the gift of rhythm, and now he's sharing that gift with the world! All he needs is a Stevie Nicks witchy scarf and he's ready to go on tour.