Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight 
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me 
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur 
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to 
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING! 
My dog smells a selfie 
Double cat beard 
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me 
My terrifying Little Pony 
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? 
