Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? 
My terrifying Little Pony 
My dog smells a selfie 
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles? 
Newest member of KISS 
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline 
When your boss says you can go home early 
This better be gluten free pasta 
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time 
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me 
