Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
Double cat beard 
My terrifying Little Pony 
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING! 
When your boss says you can go home early 
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me 
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer 
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles? 
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket 
Bad luck? No way! 
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat??? 
