Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to 
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July 
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? 
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline 
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles? 
Bad luck? No way! 
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight 
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me 
When your boss says you can go home early 
My dog smells a selfie 
