Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
Bad luck? No way! 
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur 
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket 
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now 
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat??? 
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING! 
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? 
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer 
When your boss says you can go home early 
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time 
