Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to 
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket 
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat??? 
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now 
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? 
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me 
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time 
Bad luck? No way! 
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING! 
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July 
