Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."
Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING! 
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence 
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now 
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket 
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer 
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time 
#SquadGoals 
Newest member of KISS 
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight 
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to 
