This bird seems like the kind of bird we would have hung out with in high school, if birds went to high school. He perfectly hits the notes for the always-catchy Addams Family song, and then goes straight into the iconic Darth Vader's march. Hit us up at movie night, you crazy cockatiel! Let's teach you to sing some Lord of the Rings! Your human can come to -- I'm assuming he's somewhat responsible for your nerd education. It'll be a party! We'll bring the popcorn!

One tiny hamster would have been enough, but TWO tiny hamsters?! On itty-bitty slides and swings, and rooting around in wee sandboxes? This playground is paved with cuteness and designed to make even the grumpiest park-goers smile.

According to the YouTuber who posted this video, "otters are ferrets on crack" and "you do not want a pet African clawless otter." OK, Debbie Downer – but can they do laundry? Sure looks that way – we'll take all the help we can get!

Not your typical reunion video...we all know that crime doesn't pay, especially when it separates man from his best friend! Watch Dave reunite with his beloved pup Buzz Lightyear after being released from prison.

We’re not really sure what’s so funny, but this pet cockatoo named Pebble isn’t holding anything back. Don’t worry, there’s nothing wrong with her—cockatoos are known for spazzing out on occasion! 

Bob and Dice each love fresh yogurt – who will win this competition of the container? Let's just say that Dice plays dirty, and Bob, bless his heart, isn't the sharpest claw on the paw.

This is like a retelling of the Tortoise and the Hare, but with a pug and a beagle. "Slow and steady wins the race" is a lesson that the (adorably) eager beagle could have learned. Watch as the pug patiently looks at his treat, calculating the exact ratio of distance, speed, and yumminess. Don't worry, little beagle! We're sure you'll get it next time.

This adorable little goldfish was unable to swim. She'd spend all day chilling at the bottom of the tank, watching her buddies flip around. So her big-hearted human made her a precious harness that allows her to be buoyant! We love when humans freak for their pets, and put their ingenuity and energy towards making a difference for other living creatures.

Is there anything cuter than a mini-pig? Yes. A mini-pig adorably struggling against physics and gravity to wriggle his way into a kiddie pool. Go ahead – pour yourself a cool glass of lemonade, sit outside in the shade, and watch this video on repeat. Hamlet the mini-pig is precious, tenacious, and well-accessorized. And a cool drink of water on a hot summer's day!

We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.

"Hay, girl! That mane is lookin FOINE! These colts will be all over you – better let a real stallion take you back to your pen."

This cat has a message... and she dares you to look away. When you stare into her hypnotic eyes, and listen to her plaintive wails, you know that she is revealing some deep, primal insight into the meaning of life. Either that or she's wondering when her owner is going to stop talking over her, and listen to what she really wants to say: it's dinnertime.

This Boston Terrier is more like a Boston Terror! And the Bernese mountain dog is just praying for Jesus to take the wheel – you can see it in his eyes.

In the end, they're still best friends. Even if that terrier is lucky he still has a tail!

From the moment that tubby little bulldog army-crawled his way towards the bull pen, you can practically hear a children's story being feverishly typed out somewhere. The Swedish bulldog, named Manfred, either sneakily covered himself with honey, or he's clearly the Chosen One of the Bulls. Can you imagine the movie (based on the soon-to-be-written children's book) where a herd of bulls follows a waddling bulldog around and they all get into adventures? #BestMovieEver

What do you think begging kitty wants – food? Milk? Money? A new car?! THE CROWN JEWELS?! YOUR FIRST BORN?

Whatever it is, please just give it to her. How can you resist?

It's often said that animals can see things differently. Things that our weak human eyes can't pick up. Things that we can't even imagine.

Legend has it that if you stare into the reflection of the cat's eyes, you'll see how you die.

Just kidding!

Had you going for a second, though, huh?

For all those haters that think cats are just persnickety mean girls, we bring you a minute long video of a cat cuddling with her toy to prove that you are WRONG!

Roommates beware: Snowy don't play. And by the way, when he blinks at you, don't take it as a sign he's just messing – little man means business..

There's a lot going on in this video.

1. The white kitty, named Milla, is clicking like the aliens from Signs.
2. The ominous black cat in the background that prefers to sit with one eye open is opening and closing its mouth in a somewhat chilling way. Must be some Vulcan mind trick Milla's pulling.
3. And come to think of it, what the hell are they looking at?! IS THERE SOMETHING BEHIND YOU?!

The truth is that Milla is deaf, which can explain her interesting noises. But let's be honest. If at the end of the video Milla looks into camera and says in a human voice, "DO AS I SAY, MEAT SUIT SLAVE," you'll cower before the screen and await instructions – right? Now, are you ready to check out Milla and friends?

This video is a total mind job. At first you think Doug the Pug is adorable with his cute little balloon twin. Later, you realize that the bigger ham is the one that's full of hot air. By the end it's impossible to tell which one is sweeter.