Meet Marnie, a rescue dog who was adopted at the age of ten with a tongue as big as her personality. Watch as she frolics through the Swedish furniture megastore, never once looking panicked, confused, or lost like literally every human who's ever gone to an IKEA. Yes, her self-confidence is inspiring... but tell me, can Marnie assemble a Grundtal/Norrviken table without hiring a handyman? If so, we need to celebrate with MEATBALLS FOR EVERYONE

This guy narrates 5 minutes of kittens playing in a laundry basket and running around his backyard and it's ridiculously adorable. Can a litter of mewing orange kittens chase us too, please?

DANGER: Could be too cute to handle. Watch with caution.
Side effects could include water leakage from eyes and thoughts of goat adoption. Please contact a doctor if you feel chest pressure, as this could be a sign that your heart is melting.

Human beings poop in their pants for many years until finally after boatloads of diapers and pull-ups, months trying to figure the mechanics out on a miniature pot, and zillions of accidents, they finally get the hang of using a toilet. This facile feline potty-shames us all.

Poor Sweet Pea is the Tantalus of the canine set. Is she being punished for stealing her master's food? Notice how the tantalizing scraps are placed PERFECTLY OUT OF REACH. Will she eat... or will she be destined to lead a hangry life?

Ninja cats don't play... they just sneak up on you when you least expect it. Keep your eyes peeled for a little kitchen cabinet subterfuge...

When the baby field mouse she was raising finally opened his eyes, YouTube user Connie Smith decided to forgo the stereotypical “mouse and cookie” scenario. 

Imagine seeing THIS guy waiting for you as you come back from shoveling the front walk. He didn't even help. So rude – but then again, if you were the largest living rodent in the world, maybe you'd get off the hook for doing chores, too.

You'd think that when a chick gets into bed with a cat, disaster is imminent. But these two cuties restore our faith in animal-kind – and make us want to cuddle up with our natural born enemies.

If this is what it means to "fight like cats and dogs" then we don't see what the issue is. Maybe that phrase was meant to be taken as a compliment?

More inspiring than a Rocky montage. this video will make you stand up and cheer these pups on. Somewhere in the background, "Gonna Fly Now", plays, and bulldog babies take their very first steps.

Holy Snowball, Batman – this feisty greyhound is just what we needed to warm our hearts and save us from a cold winter's day.

With their big eyes and round face, it's easy to see why Scottish Folds are the hot new cat breed. Mango does his breed justice as he adorably chills out around the house. What a life!

Our moms always told us that ball pits are filthy places – lucky for these cute little fellas, their mom doesn't mind the mess as long as her babies can burrow.

This video proves that this cow has truly got "it." Good thing he's doing a nation-wide stand up tour, hitting only the hottest comedy barns and most exclusive padlocks.

Grandma just wants to watch this furry odd couple in action and her stupid family won’t stop bothering her. No, kid, we can’t have s’mores because a DAMN SQUIRREL IS PLAYING WITH OUR CAT RIGHT NOW. 

This video is literally one whole minute of pugs putting their own flat wrinkly faces on other flat wrinkly faces, and it’s adorable. Don’t you wish human parties were as friendly as pug parties? At your next kickback, go put your nose on a stranger’s nose and see what happens.

Someone REALLY doesn't want to take a bath! Shampoo and conditioner don't stand a chance against this pug with a hair care vendetta.

We would like a life-sized Roomba, covered in cookies... can that be arranged?

Ever been so hungover that all you can think about is drinking a gallon of water while simultaneously taking a cold shower to awaken your senses and relieve the pounding in your head? Seems to us that Woody might have hit the catnip just a touch too hard last night... which explains this: