Meet Marnie, a rescue dog who was adopted at the age of ten with a tongue as big as her personality. Watch as she frolics through the Swedish furniture megastore, never once looking panicked, confused, or lost like literally every human who's ever gone to an IKEA. Yes, her self-confidence is inspiring... but tell me, can Marnie assemble a Grundtal/Norrviken table without hiring a handyman? If so, we need to celebrate with MEATBALLS FOR EVERYONE





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Double cat beard
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me