Remember in 2013 when Justin Bieber had a pet capuchin named Mally? For five weeks, the baby monkey was the star of Bieber's Instagram feed, until he was abandoned at a German airport when Bieber couldn't produce the proper documentation for the customs officials.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My dog smells a selfie
Bad luck? No way!
When your boss says you can go home early
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
This better be gluten free pasta
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me