This bird seems like the kind of bird we would have hung out with in high school, if birds went to high school. He perfectly hits the notes for the always-catchy Addams Family song, and then goes straight into the iconic Darth Vader's march. Hit us up at movie night, you crazy cockatiel! Let's teach you to sing some Lord of the Rings! Your human can come to -- I'm assuming he's somewhat responsible for your nerd education. It'll be a party! We'll bring the popcorn!





















My dog smells a selfie
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
When your boss says you can go home early
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Bad luck? No way!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
This better be gluten free pasta
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time