We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















When your boss says you can go home early
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?