We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
This better be gluten free pasta
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
#SquadGoals
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My dog smells a selfie