Remember in 2013 when Justin Bieber had a pet capuchin named Mally? For five weeks, the baby monkey was the star of Bieber's Instagram feed, until he was abandoned at a German airport when Bieber couldn't produce the proper documentation for the customs officials.





















When your boss says you can go home early
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My dog smells a selfie
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
This better be gluten free pasta
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time