We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Double cat beard
My dog smells a selfie
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Newest member of KISS
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me