We would like a life-sized Roomba, covered in cookies... can that be arranged?

Ever been so hungover that all you can think about is drinking a gallon of water while simultaneously taking a cold shower to awaken your senses and relieve the pounding in your head? Seems to us that Woody might have hit the catnip just a touch too hard last night... which explains this:

Eeeek! A totally precious baby mouse nibbling on a flower! YouTube user Connie Smith has been raising this runt since he was 11 days old... and when he climbed into her hand to enjoy snack time, the Internet's hearts melted.

This mama chinchilla is TERRIBLE at pushing a shopping cart. Her kids are raring to go on a grocery store adventure and she's... just chilling. On a side note... who knew chinchillas were so freaking adorable?

Move over, Mary Poppins! This capybara is the disinterested nanny of our dreams. Can you get him over to our house by 9:00 a.m.?