Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Double cat beard
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
My dog smells a selfie
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline