Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My terrifying Little Pony
Newest member of KISS
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Double cat beard
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
My dog smells a selfie
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur