Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
My dog smells a selfie
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket