Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
This better be gluten free pasta
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July