Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Bad luck? No way!
Double cat beard
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
This better be gluten free pasta
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!