Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















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