Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Bad luck? No way!
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?