Sure, everyone dreams of being an eccentric billionaire with a menagerie of exotic animals. But in reality, it’s not safe or humane to keep exotic animals cooped up in a house. Just ask Melanie Griffith about those pet lions.
If you’re still hankering for a wild best friend, we’ve found some alternative pets to keep you company.





















EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Double cat beard
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
This better be gluten free pasta
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me