We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.





















This better be gluten free pasta
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
When your boss says you can go home early
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time