We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.





















Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My terrifying Little Pony
My dog smells a selfie
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Bad luck? No way!