We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Double cat beard
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Bad luck? No way!
This better be gluten free pasta