As much as we love our pets, having an indoor/outdoor cat is flat-out maddening. You don't own an indoor/outdoor cat; your cat owns you. Sure you can try locking your doors, but we can promise you that your kitty won't stop scratching windows, pulling up carpets, and meowing in your face until he gets his way.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Bad luck? No way!
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My terrifying Little Pony
Double cat beard