This bird seems like the kind of bird we would have hung out with in high school, if birds went to high school. He perfectly hits the notes for the always-catchy Addams Family song, and then goes straight into the iconic Darth Vader's march. Hit us up at movie night, you crazy cockatiel! Let's teach you to sing some Lord of the Rings! Your human can come to -- I'm assuming he's somewhat responsible for your nerd education. It'll be a party! We'll bring the popcorn!





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline