We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















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When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
When your boss says you can go home early
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Newest member of KISS
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur