We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:
Double cat beard Read More
My dog smells a selfie Read More
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur Read More
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat??? Read More
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline Read More
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? Read More
My terrifying Little Pony Read More
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer Read More
When your boss says you can go home early Read More
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me Read More
