We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















Double cat beard
#SquadGoals
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
This better be gluten free pasta
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
My terrifying Little Pony