We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















My dog smells a selfie
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Newest member of KISS
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Double cat beard
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
This better be gluten free pasta
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?