We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















Newest member of KISS
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Bad luck? No way!
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My terrifying Little Pony