We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Double cat beard
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My terrifying Little Pony
#SquadGoals
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My dog smells a selfie
This better be gluten free pasta
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
When your boss says you can go home early