We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
My dog smells a selfie
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Bad luck? No way!
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!