We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
When your boss says you can go home early
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Double cat beard