We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
#SquadGoals
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When your boss says you can go home early
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
My terrifying Little Pony
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time