We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















My dog smells a selfie
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Bad luck? No way!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline