We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING! Read More
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline Read More
Newest member of KISS Read More
My terrifying Little Pony Read More
My dog smells a selfie Read More
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer Read More
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? Read More
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to Read More
This better be gluten free pasta Read More
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time Read More
