We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















My terrifying Little Pony
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
My dog smells a selfie
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Newest member of KISS
Bad luck? No way!
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