We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:
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OMG, only one left? How many did I eat??? Read More
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger? Read More
My dog smells a selfie Read More
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Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence Read More
My terrifying Little Pony Read More
