To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























This better be gluten free pasta
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
My terrifying Little Pony
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
#SquadGoals
When your boss says you can go home early
My dog smells a selfie
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket