To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
This better be gluten free pasta
My terrifying Little Pony
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Double cat beard
My dog smells a selfie