To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Bad luck? No way!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
#SquadGoals
My terrifying Little Pony