To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
My terrifying Little Pony
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur