To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Newest member of KISS
My terrifying Little Pony