To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock's legendary horror film The Birds, its producers tracked down one of the film's stars to record some DVD commentary. For some reason, though, it ended up on the cutting room floor.
But lucky for you, we were able to locate the transcript. Here, for the first time, is the DVD commentary of The Birds by actor Corvus Brachyrhynchos, an American crow.























Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Double cat beard
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
When your boss says you can go home early
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer