"I'm sorry, do you see a pillowcase on my shoulder?

No?

That's probably because it's NOT YOUR PILLOW!"

Jilly, a saltwater crocodile, was adopted at the age of three, after she'd been raised from a hatchling on a croc farm where she would have been slaughtered for her skin and meat had she not been saved.

"When it's the first time my human throws the tennis ball, I try to do her a favor and go grab it for her. But I am not about to go back and forth 10 times just because she can't keep the damn thing in her hand!"

What's more fun than a barrel of monkeys?

A pool full of packing peanuts and frolicking ferrets!

Don't believe us? Just watch....

Looks can only get you so far in life. But if you happen to be a tiny Alaskan malamute, apparently all you have to do to get a ton of views is move your head back and forth for 12 seconds. You've got our attention, little guy.