This is like a retelling of the Tortoise and the Hare, but with a pug and a beagle. "Slow and steady wins the race" is a lesson that the (adorably) eager beagle could have learned. Watch as the pug patiently looks at his treat, calculating the exact ratio of distance, speed, and yumminess. Don't worry, little beagle! We're sure you'll get it next time.

This video is a total mind job. At first you think Doug the Pug is adorable with his cute little balloon twin. Later, you realize that the bigger ham is the one that's full of hot air. By the end it's impossible to tell which one is sweeter.

This video is literally one whole minute of pugs putting their own flat wrinkly faces on other flat wrinkly faces, and it’s adorable. Don’t you wish human parties were as friendly as pug parties? At your next kickback, go put your nose on a stranger’s nose and see what happens.

Someone REALLY doesn't want to take a bath! Shampoo and conditioner don't stand a chance against this pug with a hair care vendetta.

Looks like the Jamaican bobsledding team has some pug-nacious competition!