We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
When your boss says you can go home early
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Double cat beard
My dog smells a selfie
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Bad luck? No way!
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me