Summer's here, and you know what that means—time to up your manscaping or ladyscaping game and prepare to strip down for the season!
Unfortunately, some pet freaks have taken overzealous grooming to the next level and to their beloved pussies. Catscaping is a thing, and it's making otherwise happy campers a bunch of sourpusses.
We interviewed a few cats fresh from the groomers:





















This better be gluten free pasta
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
When your boss says you can go home early
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
My dog smells a selfie
My terrifying Little Pony
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me