We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My terrifying Little Pony
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
#SquadGoals
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence