We’ve been patiently awaiting George R.R. Martin’s next installment of his fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire, but that’s not the only worthy pursuit that’s been taking up his time. Martin made headlines last year when he ran a contest promising to award the three top donors to his charities their own custom death in his book series.





















When your boss says you can go home early
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
#SquadGoals
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Bad luck? No way!
My dog smells a selfie