This is like a retelling of the Tortoise and the Hare, but with a pug and a beagle. "Slow and steady wins the race" is a lesson that the (adorably) eager beagle could have learned. Watch as the pug patiently looks at his treat, calculating the exact ratio of distance, speed, and yumminess. Don't worry, little beagle! We're sure you'll get it next time.





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
My dog smells a selfie
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
My terrifying Little Pony
This better be gluten free pasta
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight