This is like a retelling of the Tortoise and the Hare, but with a pug and a beagle. "Slow and steady wins the race" is a lesson that the (adorably) eager beagle could have learned. Watch as the pug patiently looks at his treat, calculating the exact ratio of distance, speed, and yumminess. Don't worry, little beagle! We're sure you'll get it next time.





















What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
#SquadGoals
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Bad luck? No way!
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
This better be gluten free pasta
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
My dog smells a selfie