This is like a retelling of the Tortoise and the Hare, but with a pug and a beagle. "Slow and steady wins the race" is a lesson that the (adorably) eager beagle could have learned. Watch as the pug patiently looks at his treat, calculating the exact ratio of distance, speed, and yumminess. Don't worry, little beagle! We're sure you'll get it next time.





















EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
#SquadGoals
When your boss says you can go home early
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
This better be gluten free pasta