Ever been so hungover that all you can think about is drinking a gallon of water while simultaneously taking a cold shower to awaken your senses and relieve the pounding in your head? Seems to us that Woody might have hit the catnip just a touch too hard last night... which explains this:





















When your boss says you can go home early
That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
My dog smells a selfie
This better be gluten free pasta
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight